I hate Harriet Harman

There. I've said it.

I should point out, however, that I don't hate her because I'm a mysogonist, or because she's an uppity harridan with an over inflated sense of her own importance, or because she's a shameless, power-hungry self promoter, or because she hit every branch on the way down when she fell out of the ugly tree.

I hate her because she's a bootless, meddling loon who would, inconceivable as it may seem, be an even more abominable Prime Minster than Gordon Brown.

I think I probably hate Tanya Gold too.