We need more of this sort of thing

If you only ever buy one porno in your entire existence on this goodly frame we call The Earth, buy this one....

The Guide to Making Fuck.

And Part II.

In fact, buy it even if you hate porn, are blind, or have altzheimers with complications.

This is a porn comedy where they remembered to bring the funny.

That cheque had better be in the post, Mr Buckton. I know people with heavy ordinance.